“Don’t tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.” ― Anton Chekhov
“Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on.” — Louis L’Amour
“You can always edit a bad page. You can’t edit a blank page.” ― Jodi Picoult
“The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter. ’tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.” ― Mark Twain
Fall 2024 Class Story
Remi is a squishy fat mouse who likes to watch Miss Lori type. He has big ears and farts a lot in the cellar with his 1002 fat mouse family. They are fat because they are filled up with farts and air. They are very stinky and they can float around because they have the air in them. They are like a helium balloon. By the way, he has 2 billion cousins who are part of his gang along with his brothers and sisters. He is speedy but has tiny arms and legs and a bottom filled with sand. He also has a very high squeaky voice and always wonders what it would be like to talk normally. He has a pink and sparkly jet that he flies around with his gang because he’s a super hero. He wears a fitness tracker and runs around in sweatpants, a sweatband, and a hoodie so that no one knows his true identity. He hides knives and grenades in the cellar. Once a buck 103 knife fell down off the shelf and cut a piece of his whiskers off. One time his very violent cousin cut his tail off with the same knife.
Once Miss Lori’s snake came after him and he got a fang to the nose so he accidentally threw a grenade down its throat and tried to get it out. However, he pulled the pin by accident and the snake swallowed it and exploded. Miss Lori was wondering what that nose was, so she and her class went down the the cellar to check it out. There were guts everywhere and bones. Remi ran up into the house and his whole gang followed him. They used their mini jet to fly up to the ceiling fan in Miss Lori’s living room. The whole class followed and saw the on the ceiling fan. Suddenly, the jet launched into the bathroom and the mice slammed the door loses and locked it. Remi was taking an emergency bathroom break. For once he was being polite and pooped in the trash can. They lived very happily back in the cellar until all the knives and grenades fell off the shelf and blew up the cellar. The End!